Because it is totally not creepy if I don’t know you and you like my sexual status.
Seriously. I posted some Gwen Stefani lyrics, “Man, there’s so much heat beneath these clothes.” I highly doubt he listens to Gwen. And I’ve never actually been introduced to him ever in my life. He’s a friend’s friend and he liked my status. He actually likes a surprising number of my statuses. CREEPER!
